CTRL+ALT+DEPART Three keyboard keycaps joined by red marker plus signs: CTRL, ALT, and a wide highlighter-yellow DEPART key spelled in ransom-note paper scraps, with a strip of masking tape. PTO CTRL OOO ALT D E P A R T → OUT

MEMO #001 AFTER HOURS · FROM THE SUPPLY CLOSET

This meeting could have been a vacation.

Four escape packages, photocopied after hours. Your desk will survive.

4 packages · from $99 · pick dates later

After hours in a paper-craft office: the copier wakes up, a red stapler in sunglasses clocks out, and the desk tears open into a sunlit wave pool.
escapes from $99 4 DAYS · 3 NIGHTS
AGENDA ITEM 1/4
Paper-craft water park on a desk: a tipped water cooler pours a wave pool, spreadsheet strips curl into twin slides, and a red stapler floats the lazy river on an inner tube.
from$99ORLANDO · 4D/3N

THE CANNONBALL MEMO · Orlando, FL

Reply-all to a wave pool.

  • 4 Treasure Cove Water Park tickets: wave pool, 30-ft racing slides, 516-ft lazy river

  • 4 days, 3 nights at Westgate Lakes Resort & Spa, near Universal and SeaWorld

  • 7 heated pools, mini golf, and a lakeside marina for the meetings you're skipping

AGENDA ITEM 2/4
A printed line chart peels off a cubicle wall into a boardwalk roller coaster, with a desk-fan Ferris wheel and binder clips riding the cars beside a paper ocean.
from$99MYRTLE BEACH · 4D/3N

THE QUARTERLY ROLLER COASTER REVIEW · Myrtle Beach, SC

The only ups and downs are rides.

  • 2 all-day unlimited-ride wristbands to Family Kingdom, a 5-minute walk away

  • 4 days, 3 nights on the sand at Westgate Myrtle Beach Oceanfront Resort

  • Lazy river, beachfront pool, and Coconut Willy's pool bar

AGENDA ITEM 3/4
A manila folder opens like a pop-up book into layered paper Smoky Mountains, with coffee steam for mist and an indoor water park glowing through a cut-out window.
from$99GATLINBURG · 4D/3N

THE OFF-SITE (ACTUALLY OFF-SITE) · Gatlinburg, TN

The Smokies don't do standups.

  • 4 Wild Bear Falls indoor water park tickets: 60,000 sq ft, splash rain or shine

  • 4 days, 3 nights at Westgate Smoky Mountain Resort & Water Park, 70 acres bordering the national park

  • Villas with full kitchens and fireplaces, free parking, and up to 6 months to travel

AGENDA ITEM 4/4
Org-chart boxes float loose in a paper starfield of cut-out planets while a red stapler rides a keyboard keycap rocket with a highlighter-yellow exhaust trail.
from$399ORLANDO · 4D/3N

OUT OF THIS ORG CHART · Orlando, FL

Escalating this to a new universe.

  • 2 Universal Epic Universe tickets: five immersive worlds, one park

  • Free transportation to Universal Orlando from Westgate Lakes Resort & Spa

  • 4 days, 3 nights plus free parking. Booked by phone: the one call worth taking.

CALL 1-877-288-7422

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SOP-04 · STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE

The escape protocol.

Four keys. Press in order. No cover sheet required.

  1. PICK AN EXIT

    Choose a package. Orlando, Myrtle Beach, the Smokies, or a whole new universe.

  2. PENCIL IN DATES

    Or don't. Pick them later.

  3. FILE THE FORM

    30 seconds. No cover sheet. No reply-all.

  4. TALK TO A HUMAN

    A vacation specialist, not a help desk.

or call 1-877-288-7422

THE ONLY MEETING WORTH TAKINGONE MEETING WORTH TAKING 1-877-288-7422